Questions

What are some quotes from Christmas vacation?

The Best Christmas Vacation Quotes

  • Eat my road grit, liver lips! –
  • Hey, look kids, a deer! –
  • Clark, stop it.
  • Dad, didn’t they invent Christmas tree lots so people wouldn’t have to drive all the way out to no where and waste and entire Saturday? –
  • It’s not big, it’s just…full. –

What does Clark say about the tree?

“Hurry up, Clark. I’m freezing my baguettes off.” “Hey Griswold, where do you think you’re gonna put a tree that big?” “Bend over and I’ll show you.”

What does Clark Griswold say when he gets his Christmas bonus?

Clark : [Revealing his Christmas “bonus”] It’s a one year membership to the Jelly of the Month Club.

Where do you think you’re going to put a tree that big?

23. Todd Chester: “Hey Griswold, where do you think you’re gonna put a tree that big?” Clark: “Bend over and I’ll show you.” 16. Clark: “Where’s Eddie?

What does jelly of the month mean?

Our Jelly of the Month Club features terrific selections of jellies, jams and preserves delivered monthly. Each month we select hand crafted jars of jelly, jam or fruit preserves for our Jelly of the Month Club from quality producers that you won’t find on your local grocer’s shelf.

What does uncle Lewis say to Gris?

Uncle Lewis: Hey Gris, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogies. Clark: Is there anything else I can do for you, Uncle Lewis?

What are some good Griswold quotes?

— Ruby Sue “Hey Gris, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogies.” — Uncle Lewis “We’re not driving all the way out here so you can get one of those stupid ties with the Santa Clauses on it, are we Dad?” — Audrey Griswold “That’s a honey of a tree, Clark.” — Cousin Eddie

What did Clark Griswold say about THITH tree?

— Clark Griswold “The most enjoying traditions of the season are best enjoyed in the warm embrace of kith and kin. Thith tree is a thymbol of the thpirit of the Griswold family Chrithmath.” — Clark Griswold “Well I’m gonna park the cars and get check the luggage, and well, I’ll be outside for the season.”

What are some of the best uncle Lewis Christmas quotes?

Clark : Is there anything else I can do for you, Uncle Lewis? Ellen : He’s an old man. This may be his last Christmas. Clark : If he keeps it up, it WILL be his last Christmas. Uncle Lewis : Hey Grizz, Bethany and I figured out the perfect gift for you. Clark : Aw, you didn’t have to get me anything. Uncle Lewis : Dammit, Bethany, he guessed it.